Behold! The cursed sun sinks below the horizon and the glorious moon climbs high overhead. Her pale beams shine upon the alabaster crypt and the sarcophagi within stir as the lids give way revealing your undead hosts! Luckily for you, and the villagers in the town below, it’s not fresh virgin blood they’re after, but instead the life sustaining power of a good podcast! Succumb to their glamours as their silvery tongues regale the adventures of that adorable little blood sucker Kid Dracula on the Nintendo Game Boy!
The referenced vinyl release of the Famicom Kid Dracula Soundtrack can be purchased here: https://www.shiptoshoremedia.com/store/albums/kid-dracula